Kelly Osbourne says she prefers using men’s public toilets because they’re cleaner than the women’s loos.
The 29-year-old TV personality took to her website on Tuesday to criticise women about their abuse of public lavatories.
Osbourne said the Ladies room was getting “worse and worse”.
“Listen up ladies it’s time to have a `come to Jesus moment’ on our public toilet etiquette or should I say lack there of?” she wrote.
“It’s no secret that we women have an unspoken means of communication while in these let’s just say female power rooms.(sic)”
The daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne went on to detail her view on how constrained women are in public toilets.
“Whether we give them a ‘I’m just waiting for my friend’ eye or the ‘just here to wash my hands’ look, a word is barely spoken,” she said.
“I will even go so far as to say that the smallest giggle is hardly ever cracked when the girl in the stall next to you fuffs. (A Fuff is the kind of fart us Germaphobeic women do when we are doing an American Football-like squat over the toilet while praying to god that we don’t touch anything in the stall hope you like the mental visual.)”
Osbourne finds the entire experience so unpleasant and unhygienic she now avoids the Ladies toilets.
“Recently I have taken to using the Male facilities because they are sadly cleaner,” she said.
She added women needed to think more about other people who would follow them into the loo.
We are ladies not cave men,” she wrote. “Quite frankly I am so over wiping other people’s piss off toilet seats…
“Get it together ladies. You know who you are!”